Waist Hip Ratio – Fake the Perfect Female Body
by Tina Boomerina (Christina Gregoire)
If you weren’t born with that perfect waist-to-hip ratio, you’ll just have to fake it. Well, you don’t HAVE to, but you might WANT to if you are trying to look sexy in the Brave New Dating World or if you want to give the impression that you are younger, healthier, and more deliciously feminine than your younger sister. Ladies, here are a few clothing tips that just might help you... like wearing peplums.
If you go online, you’ll see lots of articles that talk about the female waist-hip ratio as if it’s something you can change. Well, for the most part, your waist-to-hip ratio is whatever you were born with. I mean, you can gain or lose weight, and that can change your ratio somewhat, but you cannot change your genetics. For example, I was born with an apple body. My booty-less shape was just made for boy-cut jeans, and nothing less than a rib removal or a pair of butt implants will make me curvy in the “right” places.
Waist-Hip Ratio and Health
According to Wikipedia, your waist-hip ratio (or WHR) “is the ratio of the circumference of the waist to that of the hips.” (Waist measurement divided by hip measurement.)
A good WHR is 0.7 for women. Well, my WHR is so bad I don’t even want to calculate it… and that’s not because I’ve gained weight from all my thyroid crap. My WHR has always been awful.
Anyway, a perfect waist-hip ratio (the golden mean of hourglass figures) is associated with fertility and health. If you have a score of 0.7, you have the right amount of estrogen coursing through your veins.
And that means you’re less likely to get diabetes than I am. It means you’re less likely to have other health problems, like heart attacks and ovarian cancer. So, changing the way your body looks will give people the impression you're healthier than you are.
My Estrogen Level
All of this makes sense to me. I had to take hormones to conceive my two daughters. Sure, I had all the right mothering instincts… but my body never received the right hormones when I was in utero or when I was young… or something… I’m not a freaking scientist…
Oh yeah... Having the right waist-hip ratio also means that men find you sexier. It’s a subconscious response that’s been genetically bred into guys through the eons. Well, just think like Darwin for a moment. Men who liked hips and booties were more likely to mate with women who were mega-fertile… and this preference evolved into a whole lot of little Sir Mix-a-Lots rappin’ Baby Got Back.
Sexy Women Have the Right Body Ratio
Every now and then I want to slap those women who complain about their big butts. Okay, “slap” is too strong a word. Strangle is what I meant. Damn it. Let’s inject some of your fat into my butt… and into my hips. (article continues)
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