It’s Me! I’m Back!
by Tina Boomerina (Christina Gregoire)
I have not written many articles for my baby-boomer women friends lately. I have been very bad, but I have a note from my doctor explaining why the dog ate my homework. Actually, I was on some crappy medication for about a year. The main photo (above) shows how woozy and dizzy I was. Fortunately, the photo doesn't show the confusing nonsense that came out of my mouth on a daily basis... worse than usual.
Now, I am off the bad meds and ready to write again. Lucky you.
Baby Boomer Lifestyle
Well, I guess taking all kinds of weird medications that make you fall down the stairs, coping with simple problems such as getting out of bed in a spinning room, and changing one's diet to include mass quantities of probiotic yogurt are things that become more common as the "baby boomer lifestyle" starts to include things that only happen to OLD people.
Fortunately, this type of crap comes and goes... so we wait for the good days... and spend the bad days hanging out in front of the game show Idiotest.
Ignore the photo at the top of the page. Here's a better picture of how I felt on days when the highlight of my day was Idiotest:
And, in all honesty, most of the time I wasn't that bad, but I was depressed and lazy because I never knew when the bad stuff would return. (People from the East Coast should ignore this blog post and pretend I was on vacation in Tahiti for the last year or so. For some reason, Easterners refuse to talk about being sick... as if talking about illness might make it contagious... or might jinx them.)
Someday I May Answer Your Comments
I feel as if I've explained why I haven't answered 318 of your recent comments, so don't take it personally if you never got a response to some question... and if that's a problem, piss off. I'm not feeling 100%. I may never feel wonderful enough to get around to answering zillions of comments. Also, it seems like things are in slow motion. I hope the zing comes back!
You can, however, keep asking questions... I'm more likely to answer comments that are recent.
Anyway, I suppose I'll have to think of things to write about. It's been so long, I hardly remember how to work the dashboard of my blog, but it will come back to me. Lucky you.
More Articles for Baby Boomers:
- Main Photo: Blurry pic taken by Mr. Boomerina 5 years ago.
- Lucky Me: Wikipedia LOLcat
- Tina on a Bad Day: Some friend took a pic and I Photoshopped it just for you.
What do you think of this bloggy post? Were you wondering if I moved to Tahiti with some young hunk? Did you even notice I wasn't around? (Don't be afraid to post a comment. I don't bite.)