How to Look Hot: Women Over 40, 50, 60
by Tina Boomerina (Christina Gregoire)
Boomer Chicks need answers. We may be women over 40, 50, or even 60, but we still want to look hot.
Well, burn the bad and keep the good. And, try these amazingly sexy ideas.
I have read a lot of articles and books about looking hot over 40. Well, one article says to show cleavage; the next one says not to show anything. It’s absolutely ridiculous. Those websites are telling you what looks good on them. And, their solutions may make you look like a bag lady or a chickadee from slutsville.
So, let’s start with my street cred: I am 59 and I am a Baby Boomer with an average body and very thin hair. Not much to work with, is it? Well, I make do. And, if I can. You can.
No Halter Tops or Tanks?
One article, says to throw away anything with cleavage unless you want to be mistaken for Samantha on “Sex and the City”. OMG! I want to be mistaken for Samantha. Is that all I need to do? Show cleavage. You got it, buster.
Well, not everyone needs to show cleavage. However, if you are overweight, showing a little skin is a good way to draw people's eyes away from your bad parts. And, on some women, boobs are the last thing to go. And, that would be me. I just spent ten days on Maui in some very low-cut, one-piece bathing suits and sarongs to cover my white-ass heinie. Did I look like I was 20? No. Did I look like the other fat old ladies in high-necked T-shirts and shorts? No. I looked better.
Hey, if I looked good in high-necked T-shirts and shorts, I would wear them, but I don’t. I use tricks. Long V-neck tops and long U-neck tops make my fat neck look longer. If you are tall, thin and gorgeous, showing cleavage would probably come off as desperate on you. Everyone is different. Remember that all online advice is coming from someone who has found what looks good on them. If we all looked good in the same thing, we’d be airbrushed Stepford Wives.
Hot Over 40 & 50 – Pants
If you look good in classic cuts, preppy shirts, and LLBean styles, you will look good in straight-leg or bootcut trousers. Hey, if you look good in those, you’ve got it made. Everything else will probably look good on you. So, baby, you can wear bootcut jeans ‘til the day you die.
However, if you look better in Boho Chic, as I do, your best “jeans” may be leggings in black or denim, worn with long sweaters that hit you at mid-thigh. That’s the style I try to rock because my weight sits in my tummy and skinny leggings make my legs look thin. Then, I tuck my leggings into high-heeled boots to make me taller.
Some articles say that women over 50 should wear cropped pants. Oh, no. Very few women look good in those things unless they are very tall and thin. Well, some women who are extremely round look good in capris, especially on cruise ships, because capris draw people's attention to their thin ankles. But, these women are the exception to the rule.
Some women become sex kittens in knee-length pencil skirts. So, if you look good in those, knock yourself out. I know I'd wear them if they looked like that on me.
For the rest of us females, I like to see trendy chicks wearing slightly shorter skirts (about an inch or two above the knee) with matching tights. Black is easy to wear, but you can try other fabulous, dark colors like rich chocolate or perky navy. And, you might want to throw on a lightweight trench coat in a smashing color for that Euro-Chic look. Then, you should pull on some boots or booties with a “sturdy” 3-inch heel for extra height and sex appeal.
In summer, you can wear a wrap dress (with a low V-neckline) or a belted shirtdress to get the same look. Yes, you can wear boots or booties in summer. But, if you hate short skirts, try long, silky, Boho skirts. I find that women who wear their hems at mid-knee are screaming to the world that they are little old ladies... but maybe that's just me. (article continues)
Keep reading about how to look sexy when you're older on page 2.